I am looking at one of those desktop day calendars where you
rip off the day once it is done. This
happens to be one of those learn a word a day types. I can't say this is completely wrong, but I
can't say it is completely right either.
I feel so conflicted.
I received the calendar as a stocking stuffer last
year. I appreciate the gift because it
does, in fact, seem very suitable. I am
an English teacher, I like learning and I like words. This last point is evident because I am
writing a blog and I do crosswords almost every day.
There are two problems with this calendar, though. The first is that I really don't look at it
every day. I look at it once a
month. I attribute this to the fact that
it sits in the corner of my desk I am least likely to look at, or most likely
to ignore. I cannot, in good conscience,
blame the calendar for this. I could put
it in a more conspicuous place on the desk, though no space seems to be
offering itself. The problem is that
once the month is gone, am I gone to look through thirty or so words? Most likely, I will rip off the stack of
words until the day in question. I might
glance through them, but will study them?
I have used the word unlikely already, so I will answer that it is
improbable.
The other problem is that most of these words are not new to
me. As I said, I am an English teacher
who does crosswords. Yes, I have learned
a few (sanguine, for one, which really didn't mean what I thought it did) and I
have come across words that I had no idea existed (October 16 was
ailurophobia--and now Microsoft's spellchecker is rejecting it). Will I remember these words? Does glancing at them mean that I have
somehow absorbed them? Can I learn
through osmosis (no, I didn't get that one from the calendar, but there are
still two months to go).
Christmas is soon upon us, and perhaps I will get another
one of these calendars. While I cannot
say I would reject getting one, I would say the idea of it doesn't thrill
me. As I gather up these papers and
prepare them for the recycle box, I wonder if I should give one to the person
who gave me this one. Retaliation--that word
was in the calendar.
Got one of those daily calendars once, about frequently mistaken song lyrics, and had the same thing: ended up ripping off a month or more at a time. Neat, thought it was just me.
ReplyDeleteI take solace in the fact that it might have been a dollar store purchase...at least I hope it was. Today's word is grungy....interesting choice for a Sunday
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